"I like to be in America"...

I'm back from the country where people pledge allegiance to their flag, where kids pay 50 grands a year to go to college, where pizza is more common than vegetables.
I'm back from the state where fifteen-years olds wear John Deere T-shirts and chew tobacco, where everybody knows each other and where there are six churches in a 6000-people town.
I'm back from the city where you can watch Casablanca in a park with several other thousand people and scream the Marseillaise when it plays in the film, where you take the subway at four in the morning to go chinese-noodle hunting, where you can't have a glass of wine for less than nine dollars.
Yes, people, I'm coming back from AMERICA!